New National Anthem

the random question generator asked for new lyrics to a national anthem, including one animal sound. and of course, i can't pass up making fun of this great nation. It's what all the cool kids are doing, right? 

(ps- Obama's sworn in on the 20th!)

*clears throat*

Oh, say can you see

all the obese; but free,

all the people who love

trips to Wal-Mart and Chili's.

Who have large BMI's

with their large curly fries,

and their IQ's almost

match to that of a toaster.

And the moo of the cows

who have destroyed the DOW,

so that Wall Street became

a cess pool of finance.

What happened to old fashioned small business and honest leaders?!

it's the laaand of the freeee, no wonder the world hates uuuussssss!!!!

(on a side note, i think other countries suck too, for their own reasons. i just couldn't pass up the opportunity to go all Michael Moore in SONG FORMAT?!!!)